Hey, I'm here to solve problems. I don't want to hurt you, and I don't want any trouble.

Son! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!

This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbecue, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions.